The old Disney quip from Thumper, "If you can't say something
nice than don't say nothing at all" has finally come to "The Canadian Air". For
several years pundits and prognosticators have been picking on Boeing space
with its nine across seating. Maybe it's in an attempt for sounding
knowledgeable through criticism. Or an attempt for fear mongering passengers
into reading another issue of "What-Ever Flight Journal". Leave it to
the Canadians to set the record straight about 787's from its very own 787's.
This will be a Winging It polite feature article from Canada for Christmas.
Coming straight from Winnipeg Free Press is:
The remaining quotes from Winnipeg Free Press is a
Christmas Special to the very special Winging It followers and readers for
Christmas reading. "Merry Christmas", goes around the world. My own
experience in travel includes an often journeyed experience on the 737 NG,
various regional Jets and of course traveling on the big ones around North
America.
During my flight time experiences, it often included a range of two to 6 hour flights on all equipment imaginable within North America. However, since I was
grounded from making flight endeavors, I reflect and comment on this blog. Who was I?
I was a 6' ft tall, and a 300 pounder during my career needing travel. So you see I
know what cramped means and I can't understand how bloggers who weigh only 150
lbs. can complain about seating on 787 airplanes, and write a purposed article
articulating seating failures on the 787. You've got to be kidding me, I know
Santa Claus, I fed him the cookies and hot chocolate while on assignment. Since I
have "retired", I am a slim 250 lbs. Those are my qualifications for
writing this Christmas piece.
Time to start quotes from the Winnipeg Free Press draped
with Maple Leaf Red Font for Christmas:
"But, truth be told, we chose the Korean capital more because
we could fly there on Air Canada's new Boeing 787 Dreamliner jet. We'd heard
it's the latest and greatest in long-haul air travel. It's ultra-comfortable,
hyper-fuel-efficient, quieter, faster and stylish. Plus, we'd own bragging rights
for riding the plane of the future, the jet that's revolutionizing
aviation."
"It's OK if you picked this trip
more for the aircraft than the destination," says Roch Lefebvre with a
laugh. He's one of 12 service managers who has also earned the designation of
Dreamliner coach. Air Canada tries to have at least one such coach on every
Dreamliner flight to hobnob with passengers and help other flight attendants
with all the plane's intricacies.
“Those include the marquee feature of the
787 -- the ability to minimize jet lag by maximizing cabin pressure and humidity
so your blood absorbs more oxygen. In addition, large windows light up and
darken in keeping with your destination's time to encourage sleep and hasten
resetting the body's time clock.”
“Air Canada is so pumped about these
attributes, it's promoting the Dreamliner with the "All jet, no lag"
slogan. There's also larger overhead bins, personal touch-screen entertainment
systems at all seats and USB and power outlets accessible for all.”
"People are in awe of this
plane," adds Lefebvre.
"We've had people book specific flights or
change flights or routes deliberately so they could fly the Dreamliner."
To get the full-on round-trip Dreamliner
experience I flew Vancouver to Seoul in economy and my wife in premium economy.
On the way back, we both indulged in business class. I don't know if I'm
qualified to report on the business class experience because I slept most of
the 9 1/2 hours from Seoul to Vancouver.”
“But such shut-eye is the ultimate compliment
of the aircraft. With my very own high-tech pod with lie-flat bed, complete
with massage and firmness controls, it was inevitable I would slumber soundly.
Of course, I managed to stay awake for
the Drappier Champagne welcome-aboard reception and dinner of beef tenderloin
with a glass, or two, of Chateau Martinolles red wine from France.”
“Not to be complete Dreamliner geeks, we
also enjoyed time on the ground in Seoul. We toured Gyeongbokgung Royal Palace;
ate bibimbap (a veggie rice bowl with chilis) and bulgogi (marinated beef stew)
at authentic Kim Chi Gol restaurant; took in the lotus tea ceremony and
Chrysanthemum Flower Show at Jogyesa Temple; shopped famous Insa-Dong Street;
and made fun of Seoul singer Psy, the guy behind the annoying worldwide hit
song Gangnam Style. By the way, Gangnam is Seoul's equivalent of Beverly Hills.”
“The Dreamliner is Air Canada's go-to jet
for long-haul flights such as Vancouver to Seoul, Tokyo, Beijing and Shanghai.
The 787s are also on the Toronto to Tel Aviv, Copenhagen, London, Paris, Milan
and Tokyo routes."
"The new-generation 787-9 Dreamliner also
just started flying Toronto to Delhi and Dubai."
Check out AirCanada.com and
VisitSeoul.net...
By: Steve MacNaull
Posted: 12/19/2015 3:00 AM |
It wasn't hard to wrap this up only to
say on a 737 NG, I snuggled into a comfortable position through airplane yoga
techniques. I didn't have to have a wide seat spread-out of an arrogant traveler.
I kept it Canadian and had an American technique for every seat offered me.
The
window required a shoulder roll, a pillow and entertainment.
The middle seat
situation, I pulled my elbows within the seat armrest boundaries where I once
again entertained myself with what-ever is available and got up once every 90
minutes when possible.
The aisle seat on single aisle aircraft became a slight
challenge. Food Carts and traffic is always an interruption on the 737 SWA seating arrangements.
Even with regional jets I was fine. A plus six hour
flight in my case, would call for an economy plus ticket just because I am
bigger than 200 lbs. Those under 200 lbs. should have a great time in economy
on long flights. For Christmas, stop
complaining about a lack of 787 spaciousness, because you get a premium
experience while traveling economy, stop eating Santa's cookies and cut back on
maple sugar and fly Air Canada.