The first two chapters have reported the juggling evolution
of making profits from the manufacturer to the Airline. The goal is profit and
not the customer. The caveat is pricing convinces passengers to buy an airfare
over any other considerations for the limitations inherently offered by
airlines. The incentive of riding in so many cubic feet becomes a passenger
acceptance for any ticket purchased for a flight anywhere.
I did say I would mention the South West Airlines and its "Cattle Call" in this chapter. I got to the ticket desk first and bought seat 6A which allows me to line -up with customers from row 1-10. I received a Blue boarding pass, cool, huh? Next came the announcement for those with a Blue boarding pass may now load to your respective seats. Civility ended on the word "respective". The cattle stampede to board was on. The dust settled when the yellow boarding pass announcement was blared over the terminal to those passengers with carry-on lunch bags.
I did say I would mention the South West Airlines and its "Cattle Call" in this chapter. I got to the ticket desk first and bought seat 6A which allows me to line -up with customers from row 1-10. I received a Blue boarding pass, cool, huh? Next came the announcement for those with a Blue boarding pass may now load to your respective seats. Civility ended on the word "respective". The cattle stampede to board was on. The dust settled when the yellow boarding pass announcement was blared over the terminal to those passengers with carry-on lunch bags.
Airlines are rapidly eliminating First class into Business
class “suites”. An airline suite is defined as any space with direct aisle
access, privacy screens and lie flat features. It would include seating space
greater than 20” wide and a seat recline feature. Economy or premium economy
would not feature most of these minimum standards.
The passenger has been conditioned into some substandard
airline world and accepts it because of price. People want to fly, but can’t
afford airplane space of the business class. Airlines realize this and offer a
sweetener called Premium Economy showing promise to the passenger of something
that once was but has gone the way of bell bottom jeans.
The passenger demands value and the airline reply becomes
“and your point is?" In fact passengers are dumb-down into thinking premium
economy class escapes the torture of cramping. It could be a worse sentiment,
warning passengers having an economy seat.
The economy seat incentive is the predictable $99 ticket economy ticket. It could be worse, premium economy cost $199. The old Wendy’s commercial proclaimed “where is the beef”. The latest airline commercial can’t even muster a “Where is the value” shout out from its Ad execs. Boarding airplanes become a ritual worthy of praise by Lemmings in Alaska. A lemming simply turns right and jumps into a sea of passengers.
The value is found in deep vein thrombosis when departing from economy to the hospital, affordable care act kicks in. If an airline offers real value then will the manufacturer have to respond in-kind. The manufacturer is chasing metrics. The airplane can fly farther on less fuel than the other guy. It is quieter and more efficient getting there and that’s where the real value is located. The passengers just don’t get it that value is in the air frame. The airline doesn’t get it that value is in its seats bolted down. The manufacturer doesn’t get it that value is in the folding wing and so forth.
The economy seat incentive is the predictable $99 ticket economy ticket. It could be worse, premium economy cost $199. The old Wendy’s commercial proclaimed “where is the beef”. The latest airline commercial can’t even muster a “Where is the value” shout out from its Ad execs. Boarding airplanes become a ritual worthy of praise by Lemmings in Alaska. A lemming simply turns right and jumps into a sea of passengers.
The value is found in deep vein thrombosis when departing from economy to the hospital, affordable care act kicks in. If an airline offers real value then will the manufacturer have to respond in-kind. The manufacturer is chasing metrics. The airplane can fly farther on less fuel than the other guy. It is quieter and more efficient getting there and that’s where the real value is located. The passengers just don’t get it that value is in the air frame. The airline doesn’t get it that value is in its seats bolted down. The manufacturer doesn’t get it that value is in the folding wing and so forth.
Value for the travel culture has become the biggest lost art
since outhouses were torn down in back yards everywhere. The culture emerges
from metrics called pitch, width and Wi-Fi channels. Pitch is that erogenous
zone from your knee cap to the small of your back. People brag about the pitch
when talking to friends they are visiting with in Europe. Passenger culture
speaks, “I only fly with a 34” pitch- 30” inch pitch is for losers, do you
agree?” The next passenger had Wi-Fi and gets the terminal waiting area’s
attention, “I’ve got 2,459 movies and a google movie pass to boot.” Even those
standing in line at the Ryan Air Kiosk turned and looked at the braggart’s
Wi-Fi proclamation.
The final straw was the guy who had a 54” waist line smugly pushing
his way to economy plus seat at 18.5 inches wide saying, “ It sucks to be in economy
at only 17” wide and no back of seat map pockets.” The passenger has been dumb-down by cheap tickets,
no first class and having an Economy Plus seat as its reward for a traveling culture
made via the travel brochure advertisement.
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